brandon_scott (brandon_scott) wrote,

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Dear God

Dear God, the following is a list of things that I like about creation: Supermodels. Orgasms. Fast cars. Supermodels having orgasms in fast cars. Ninjas. Computers. And orgasms. Amen.

P.S. Please forgive me for stealing Holy Water from the Vatican, I'm sorry.

P.S.S. Wait a minute, I'm not sorry... that was freakin' awesome. I mean, how many people can say that they stole Holy Water from the Font of Saint Peter's Basilica in Vatican City?!? Come on, it wasn't blessed by any priest or bishop, it was blessed by the Pope man! The Pope!

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